1. I'm going to tell you something, a secret that you can tell no one.

It happened two years ago. I was sitting on a bench at my school. I was listening to loud music on my headphones. When I was sitting, a nail pierced my jeans, and I didn't notice it. So, when I got up, my jeans became torn. Everybody at school saw me. I had to change my name, phone number and address!

Eduardo Estevão - Nº 15 - 8º1ª 

2. My first English teacher, in the language of Shakespeare, informed her students that soon she wouldn't give us a few lessons, because she would go on honey moon.

I understood that she was pregnant and I said: "I'd already realized that you were a little bit fatter.

My colleague, who was sitting next to me understood my mistake and clarified me with a nudge: "Our teacher didn't say she was pregnant".

UPS! It was shameful!

Ana Correia - Nº 2 - 8º1ª